god pet owner is hoist by their own petard at PETSMART. What type of lunatic frequents one of
those places, anyway? Personally, I won't go within a mile of one.
Showing up at one of those places with a SMALL PET merely adds to the
stupid points. Here is a better idea... douse yourself in blood and
jump into the shark tank at the aquarium... THAT WOULD BE SAFER.
Look, Pet Unintelligent holds regular adoptions for Pit Bulls and other dangerous dogs. Supermaulers are as welcome THERE as a new set of golf clubs at the Obama White House. WHY can't you buy dog food and chewy toys at the regular grocery or off the internet? Why the inclination to head to Pet
Stupid Smart? Are you insane? Are you
looking for a good excuse to kill a Pit Bull? Consider this example
from the archives:
Note what Mr. Kersey is doing... he is putting himself in harms way and then killing anyone who tries do kill him. Doesn't he know he has no right to ride the subway after 9pm? He has the same right to safety on the subway (essentially, none) as you do at Pet
Stupid Smart. Am I getting through to you now?
In any case, I figure if you are going to head to Pet
Stupid Smart you may as well show up prepared. Hell,
anything worth doing, even if it is the wrong thing, is worth doing