Pitbulls. Pitbulls, everywhere! The other day, my ring cam chimes. I go to the door (should have checked the video first), and what do I see? An at-large pitbull, what else would it have been? He charges when I open the door, so I slam the door in his face. Fido may have only been selling girl-scout cookies, maybe not. Best to err on the side of caution.
The proliferation of pit bulls is just astounding. It seems that, everywhere I go I see pitbulls. Many of my neighbors now have them. Its very common to see someone walking one or more pitbulls whenever driving in or out of here. The other day I saw a woman walking her 2 pitbulls: She is totally detached, focus entirely on her smartphone, holding the leashes loosely. I was hiking a state park yesterday and saw multiple pitbulls, one of them off leash (who growled at me).
I have a hypothesis that may explain this mass proliferation of pitbulls. I now hold the belief that pitbulls reproduce similar to single celled organisms, not mammals. Each pitbull undergoes a mitosis every 24 hours or so. By that I mean that each pitbull divides in half, creating 2 pitbulls in its place. The exponential growth of the pitbull population can't be explained in any other way.
The below meme sums up what I am contemplating here:
Have a great Sunday!