Read them. Learn them. LIVE them!
The dog culture creed:
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF DOG
- Thou shalt worship each and every Dog unconditionally.
- Thou exists to serve every Dog keeper, and must pay respects daily.
- Thou shalt realize that each and every dog and his keeper is the epitome of absolute perfection and wonderfulness.
- Thou shalt pay alms, and put the almighty Dog ahead of all else.
- Thou shalt offer no unkind words against Dog, nor shalt thou lift a finger against Dog or his Keeper for any reason.
- Thou shalt spread the word of Dog, and convert the Heathen where thy find them.
- Grant that what is Dog's upon Dog, also grant everything that is NOT Dog's upon Dog.
- Thou shalt respect that the life of each individual Dog is of Infinite Value.
- Torment and death must come to thou that not serve the almighty Dog and His Keeper.
- Thou shalt go forth and wage war for the sake of Dog.
