Problems with pit bulls in your neighborhood? The usual ho-hum weapons letting you down?
Welcome to the first Animal Uncontrol Poll! Lets get some feedback on the best way to get a handle on the out of control Pit Bull problem in YOUR neighborhood!
Please consider all the options carefully! Poll is on the right sidebar.
Option 1: Tank. Be the envy the entire block with one of these beauties! Try to take the wheels off of THIS Fido!
Option 2: Flame thrower. Not only can you stop that mauler “dead” in it's tracks, you can simultaneously cook it to crispy perfection! Bon Appetit!
Option 3: Artillery. Problem with backyard breeder? Now, NO PROBLEM. Take them out with one shot!
Option 4: Cruise Missile. Hey, does anyone have the GPS coordinates of Best Friends Animal Shelter???
Option 5: Atomic Weapon. The only practical solution in "pit holes" such as Dayton, Ohio.