I have dedicated three essays to countering the excuses
the malicious and irresponsible use when raising the noise level in our homes
and public places for no good reason.
I am going to take a crack at the propaganda pumped out
by authorities, apologistas, and dangerous dog aficionados that you are likely
to encounter if you are the victim of a dog attack, or take issue with this
senseless violence occurring in your community.
First, I’d like to say that the victims of ANY attack,
dog related or no, deserve nothing but our support and sympathy. My brother was attacked by a Rottweiler in a
public park some years ago. He was
playing Frisbee with a lady friend and this dog attacked him FROM BEHIND and
tore up the back of his leg pretty badly.
He escaped life threatening injury by fighting the dog as hard as he
could. The incident was what Craven
Desires would refer to as a “Dine ‘N Dash” as the perp and his dog took off at
top speed and my bro had to get to the emergency room. The perp was never sought after or
punished. Victims of dog attacks are at
the bottom of the social ladder. Due
process DENIED.
When you contemplate dog attacks on humans, consider that
you are contemplating a fellow human being who was assaulted for no reason, and
was often denied due process. Not only
are they granted no sympathy from the authorities or the community, but dog
fanatics typically pour out of the woodwork to defend the perp and trash the
victim. How would YOU feel if that were
YOU or someone close to YOU? Maybe you
think its “cool” that you have a tough dog, but what are you going to do when
either your “cool” dog, or someone else’s, decides to lunch on YOU? How are you going to feel when your
colleagues throw you under the bus? I’m
telling you, that can and will happen.
That said, I could approach this with some humor but
there is NOTHING funny about a violent attack against a fellow innocent human
being. The people who facilitate these
attacks are the worst among us and deserve nothing but contempt from everyone. There are NO EXCUSES and this is a menace that
needs to be stamped out with extreme prejudice. There are fellow human beings out there with
missing limbs, scars, dead children. People are walking on prosthetic legs due to
the lifestyle choice of another to own a “power” breed of dog. I want
to say that I am 100% on the side of the victim.
In any case, here are some of the frequent excuses pumped
out by apologistas, perps and authorities to promote and defend dangerous dogs
and their owners.
It’s a Nanny Dog. This is a common talking point among Pit
Bull aficionados. Their point being, the
Pit Bull was in fact NOT bred to fight in the pit but was bred to “baby sit”
human children.
Counterpoints.
This is ridiculous. EVERYONE
knows the breeding history of the Pit Bull. They were bred to FIGHT TO THE
DEATH IN THE PIT. Moreover, the
statistics of Pit Bulls assaulting children speaks for itself. Check out Dogsbite.org for more information
(I won’t bother repeating the statistics here).
The interesting thing about this is, whenever a Pit Bull tears into a
child, the “Pit Nutters” immediately throw the dog owner under the bus, stating
“NEVER leave a child alone with a dog!”.
Now, isn’t that a direct contradiction to the “Nanny Dog”
propaganda? What good is a “Nanny” if I
have to constantly worry that “Nanny” is going to rip my kid to pieces? FAIL.
Its not the dog’s
fault. There is some truth to
this. To assign blame or fault requires
a moral agent. Dogs can’t truly be held
accountable for their actions as they have no rights.
Counterpoints: That said, the owner is 100% at
fault, and should be punished accordingly.
If your dog kills somebody, that is murder and YOU are the perp. Moreover, while the dog is not at “fault”
dogs clearly act with volition and it is demonstrated the dog in question will
attack a human being to get what it wants.
In any case, the reasonable thing to do in the aftermath of any dog
attack is to 1) Jail the owner for assault, and 2) Destroy the dog as a vicious
animal must not be turned loose in the community. Public safety takes precedence over the
interests of individual dogs. Your dog is demonstratably dangerous. You LOSE Pit Nutters! FAIL.
Blame the Deed not
the Breed. This is an interesting
one, and sometimes a difficult one to get your head around. This is commonly deployed by Pit Bull
fanciers in an attempt to muddle the fact that the dog was bred to attack and
was simply doing what it was bred to do.
Counterpoints:
The phrase itself makes no sense.
The word “Deed” is a noun, unless its referring to transferring a deed
of property in which case it’s a verb.
In any case, “deed” (n) means “something that is done”. It is the act itself. Again, the phrase indicated is truly
non-sensical in that you can’t assign blame to an action, you would assign
blame to the agent(s) that delivered that action. Therefore, you cannot BLAME a deed, BUT you can PUNISH perpetrators of a deed and take steps to PREVENT similar deeds in the future. We do that by
taking affirmative action against vicious dogs and their owners. We despise the DEED and we BLAME YOU vicious
dog owners for facilitating those deeds.
FAIL.
Its only a minor
injury. Their point being, their “ankle
biter” is only as dangerous as a pellet gun and as such should be given a complete
pass on any and all assaults.
Counterpoints.
Oh, really? So if I were to shoot
YOU in the foot with a BB gun when you stroll past my house you would
automatically give me a pass? Somehow, I
don’t think so. If I were to shoot at
everyone who walked by here with a BB gun, I would wind up in jail FAST. Equal
protection BABY! ANY pet that brings
harm to a human being needs to get gone NOW and I don’t care if it only weighs
5 pounds! Hey, how big is a
Piranha?! Would you like it if I tossed
a piranha or two into your bathtub? Hey,
you’ll recover. Look, we have a RIGHT to
use our private and public places in peace and safety and that means you put a
LID on your bloodthirsty toy dog. Sounds
like a joke but it isn’t. FAIL.
They/you deserved
it. Their point being, even the
slightest provocation is justification for their dog to tear into you.
Counterpoints. Listen, the threshold for using ANY force or
violence against a fellow human being is VERY high. Unless I am trying to cut your head off with
a chain-saw, your pet should NOT be attacking me, got that? You abuse this angle and your pet privileges
will be GONE and deservedly so. Any dog
on human attack that is not an obvious self defense scenario must result in
summary destruction of the dog and imprisonment of the owner: We do it to gun owners and it’ll be done to
you, too. FAIL.