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Friday, July 29, 2022
Sunday, January 30, 2022
aPooCalypse Now
When hiking, I am often dismayed (but not surprised) at finding poop bags* along the trail. Apparently, people pick up after their pets, bag the poo.... only to leave it behind.
(*I am sure these bags contain anteater poop as no dog owner would ever do anything like this!)
Consider:
And:
This is by no means the worst I have seen: Trails on many properties are literally lined with poop bags! Um, what exactly is the point of picking up the poo to simply put it back down again? Who do you think is going to pick up these bags?
Still had a nice hike, though. Florida Hiking:
Saw some wild hog damage on the hike, consider:
Enjoy the rest of your weekend!
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Blog Update
Run for your lives! Its MickZilla!
Blog update. Haven't written much recently - my attention has been primarily on other matters. Animal Uncontrol may become dormant, but never dead. Some bloggers do a "grand exit": Farewell world! I am sailing off into the sunset forever! Yeah, right, until they again desire to become the center of attention.
The dogocracy / animal supremacy is a rather arcane social issue. I started this Animal Uncontrol "Project" about 5 years ago when I realized that almost no critical thought or analysis had been applied to said social issue. At this point, however, I feel like most of the issues have been covered, and unlike a lot of bloggers/writers, I prefer not to repeat myself too often.
Blog statistics show the blog still gets about 150-200 unique visitors a day (~5,500 per month) MOSTLY this one. Problems with barking, anyone?
I have ideas for a few essays that include but are not limited to:
- Lawsuits.
- Invasive species, particularly snakes taking over the Everglades.
- Gun P0rn. (Never gets old).
- More outrageous Mickey memes such as the one depicted above.
Speaking of lawsuits, long time commenter Eileen is preparing to sue her bark-crazed neighbors. I hope Eileen keeps us up to date on the progress of that.
I am also considering changing the blog format: I'd like to categorize all of the articles, i.e. "Pit Bulls", "Barking", "Humor", etc... I plan to get moving on that in the near future.
Like many blogs, the comments section attached to each article is often pure gold, so anyone with anything interesting to say is welcome to comment on any article.
Have a great weekend!
Saturday, December 24, 2016
Happy Holidays!
Happy Holidays All!
For those of you with outdoor pets on this very cold holiday season, I offer you this:
YUM!
For those of you with outdoor pets on this very cold holiday season, I offer you this:
YUM!
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Peak Fido
Fads come and go. Some last a few months, some can last almost a century. In a way, a fad is like an economic bubble. Remember when dot.com stocks were all the rage? Now, the survivors are a utility: Only those sites with a legit business model survived. Pursuant to that, how often to we hear Disco on the radio these days? While all the rage in the 1970's, today you're lucky to hear anything from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack on your local oldies station.
Good article on Anilak.com the other day. Link is to the right. The author, after having been ravaged by barking abuse and other dog related matters, is finding the situation much improved.
The author writes:
"Silent nights.
Yes, several nights in a row that you hear NO BARKING. Not a single bark. At all!
Seems that all mutts have vanished from the face of earth and normalcy came back, turning our times of sleep civilly again."
So, where did all the mutts go? Were they vacuumed up by space aliens? I've noted a bit of the same in my area recently. I haven't had a nearby barker in over a year, and the larger neighborhood is quieter, too. Recent RV (caravan) excursions have indicated less dog lunacy, as well. Little to no barking, fewer dogs off leash, less dog poop everywhere.
While I certainly can't complain, I find the turn of events interesting. What is going on?
Consider that these anecdotes do not by themselves indicate a trend. The most likely reason for my recent barking relief at home is probably due to the fact that I literally ran some nuisance barkers out of here. I ramped up the counter-aggression until they couldn't take it anymore. I estimate that the other dog fanatics don't want to put themselves through a grinding neighborhood trench war they are nearly sure to lose. The big stick DOES work.
That said, everything I am reading about and experiencing first hand gives me a gut feeling that the "dog bubble" is deflating, and may be doing so at a rapid pace. I am going "Bearish" on dog mania!
Consider this chart. It illustrates the pathology of a bubble:
I could have a field day (or decade) comparing the above to the dog mania we've experienced the past 10 years or so. I intend to write a series of articles on the evolution of the cult of the dog within the past 70 years. In short, it appears that the modern dog cult started in the mid-20th century, increased in scope over succeeding decades, and became a mania in the early 2000's.
Fads (bubbles) fade and go away when the general population gets bored with the object of the fad. The fad consumes more and more resources, and at some point a tipping point is reached and most people head for the door. The social and political capital invested in Fido is not producing returns. Many dog owners, disappointed that they did not get the cartoon dog they bargained for, drop out of the dog owning demographic. This dynamic is exacerbated by the hatred, outrage, and disgust aimed dogs and their owners by a bitter, battered larger public. Being a dog lover may no longer increase one's social status.
Based on the chart above, I would say society hit the "delusional" phase a few years ago. Dog lawyers? Give me a break. The entire "Mickey" debacle was an attempt to superimpose a Disney-esque ethic over reality. The result was a train wreck of epic proportions.
Looking forward to the "Fear" phase... that should be interesting.
Have a great evening!
Good article on Anilak.com the other day. Link is to the right. The author, after having been ravaged by barking abuse and other dog related matters, is finding the situation much improved.
The author writes:
"Silent nights.
Yes, several nights in a row that you hear NO BARKING. Not a single bark. At all!
Seems that all mutts have vanished from the face of earth and normalcy came back, turning our times of sleep civilly again."
So, where did all the mutts go? Were they vacuumed up by space aliens? I've noted a bit of the same in my area recently. I haven't had a nearby barker in over a year, and the larger neighborhood is quieter, too. Recent RV (caravan) excursions have indicated less dog lunacy, as well. Little to no barking, fewer dogs off leash, less dog poop everywhere.
While I certainly can't complain, I find the turn of events interesting. What is going on?
Consider that these anecdotes do not by themselves indicate a trend. The most likely reason for my recent barking relief at home is probably due to the fact that I literally ran some nuisance barkers out of here. I ramped up the counter-aggression until they couldn't take it anymore. I estimate that the other dog fanatics don't want to put themselves through a grinding neighborhood trench war they are nearly sure to lose. The big stick DOES work.
That said, everything I am reading about and experiencing first hand gives me a gut feeling that the "dog bubble" is deflating, and may be doing so at a rapid pace. I am going "Bearish" on dog mania!
Consider this chart. It illustrates the pathology of a bubble:
I could have a field day (or decade) comparing the above to the dog mania we've experienced the past 10 years or so. I intend to write a series of articles on the evolution of the cult of the dog within the past 70 years. In short, it appears that the modern dog cult started in the mid-20th century, increased in scope over succeeding decades, and became a mania in the early 2000's.
Fads (bubbles) fade and go away when the general population gets bored with the object of the fad. The fad consumes more and more resources, and at some point a tipping point is reached and most people head for the door. The social and political capital invested in Fido is not producing returns. Many dog owners, disappointed that they did not get the cartoon dog they bargained for, drop out of the dog owning demographic. This dynamic is exacerbated by the hatred, outrage, and disgust aimed dogs and their owners by a bitter, battered larger public. Being a dog lover may no longer increase one's social status.
Based on the chart above, I would say society hit the "delusional" phase a few years ago. Dog lawyers? Give me a break. The entire "Mickey" debacle was an attempt to superimpose a Disney-esque ethic over reality. The result was a train wreck of epic proportions.
Looking forward to the "Fear" phase... that should be interesting.
Have a great evening!
Saturday, March 5, 2016
The Hogmageddon?
Yep... that is an H not a D!
Last weekend, I decided to put my shooting skills to some practical use. I took the RV down to South FL, and went on a guided wild boar hunt! It was a great experience, and I plan to pursue the interest. Keep reading for the outcome....
There is quite the Animal Uncontrol problem in the wild hog (boar) universe. Wild hogs are descended from domestic hogs. There are approximately six million wild hogs in the continental United States today, with many of them concentrated in the southeast. It is my understanding that Florida has the highest population of wild hogs.
Consider that hogs are not not part of the natural environment in this part of the world. The proliferation of hogs has caused quite a few problems, that include but are not limited to:
- Destruction of wild plants. They will literally destroy acres of forest undergrowth... I've seen it multiple times hiking the area. This disrupts the entire food chain.
- Attack wild animals. They are very aggressive and extremely intelligent. They are crowding out other wildlife at an accelerating rate.
- Attack humans and domestic pets. So far, this has been unusual but as the hog population increases, so do the attacks.
- Destroy farm crops and other domesticated plants. They will literally destroy an entire field of corn or other crop.
In response to this, the State has declared open season on wild hogs. You do not need a hunting license, there is no bag limit, you may utilize any legal weapon, and you can hunt them year round on private property. Hog hunting on *public* land (i.e. National Forests and the like) is limited to hunting season (typically late fall and early winter).
Stock photo of a wild hog:
In any case, I signed up for a guided hunt (it was just the guide and myself). I had no hunting experience, so I figured it would be a good idea to "apprentice" a few times before going off on my own.
For a weapons selection, I brought this rifle. I went in with the assumption that, given that the .308 has colossal stopping power, and any hit to the thorax would drop Mr. Piggy like a bag of dirt. Any shot within 200 yards was going to be a no-brainer with the Remington, I figured.
Well, you know what they say about assumptions? It turns out that my assumption is correct for just about every living thing except a hog! Before heading out, I was discussing shot placement with the guide. I said that I was just going to shoot it through the chest and I figured it would just drop. According to the guide.... NOPE! Hogs are extremely resilient, and you can shoot a hog through BOTH lungs and it can live up to 24 hours! If you shoot it straight through the heart, it can run over 100 yards, with fountains of blood shooting out both sides! He said the only way to guarantee a one-shot drop was a head shot: Blow its brains out. Even that is very difficult, as a hog's brain-pan is rather small, and the skull is very thick - the bullet may ricochet off the skull if even at a slight angle.
So, there I was, up in a tree stand with the monster rifle. The 700 SPS has a 26 inch "bull" barrel and is quite heavy. The tree stand did not have a rest for the rifle, so I had to shoot straight off the shoulder.
After 2 hours, a "brood" of about 7 hogs appeared at the tree line, about 50-60 yards away, rooting around in the dirt. Holy Crap! I selected my target, lined up a head shot and BOOM! I did not drop him.... he darted forward about a foot or so JUST as I squeezed the trigger. It appears the bullet went right through the chest cavity, and he was knocked over, but the SOB got up and took off into the underbrush with his buddies.
The guide and I went over to the target area. There was blood spatter all over the palmettos behind where he was standing. We tracked it through the underbrush for a while and found some more blood trail, but not a lot. Apparently, I did not hit anything vital.
Oh, well. Better luck next time.
Mistakes made and lessons learned:
- Poor weapon selection. The power of the .308 does not grant much of an advantage over a hog. You are more or less limited to head shots. A lighter rifle in a smaller caliber would have been a better choice for the tree stand. You really do not want to be charging through the brush with a rifle of that size and weight if you do not absolutely need to.
- Lack of rifle practice. I had not been to the range much, recently, and I should have been practicing with hog targets or a reasonable proxy. Hogs do not come with bulls-eye's painted on them.
- Poor knowledge of game in question. Again, I made a big assumption about the characteristics of a hog, and I should have done more research beforehand.
With all of that said, it was a very enjoyable and productive day. I learned a lot, and should do a lot better next time.
Coming up... Moar gun p0rn!
Last weekend, I decided to put my shooting skills to some practical use. I took the RV down to South FL, and went on a guided wild boar hunt! It was a great experience, and I plan to pursue the interest. Keep reading for the outcome....
There is quite the Animal Uncontrol problem in the wild hog (boar) universe. Wild hogs are descended from domestic hogs. There are approximately six million wild hogs in the continental United States today, with many of them concentrated in the southeast. It is my understanding that Florida has the highest population of wild hogs.
Consider that hogs are not not part of the natural environment in this part of the world. The proliferation of hogs has caused quite a few problems, that include but are not limited to:
- Destruction of wild plants. They will literally destroy acres of forest undergrowth... I've seen it multiple times hiking the area. This disrupts the entire food chain.
- Attack wild animals. They are very aggressive and extremely intelligent. They are crowding out other wildlife at an accelerating rate.
- Attack humans and domestic pets. So far, this has been unusual but as the hog population increases, so do the attacks.
- Destroy farm crops and other domesticated plants. They will literally destroy an entire field of corn or other crop.
In response to this, the State has declared open season on wild hogs. You do not need a hunting license, there is no bag limit, you may utilize any legal weapon, and you can hunt them year round on private property. Hog hunting on *public* land (i.e. National Forests and the like) is limited to hunting season (typically late fall and early winter).
Stock photo of a wild hog:
In any case, I signed up for a guided hunt (it was just the guide and myself). I had no hunting experience, so I figured it would be a good idea to "apprentice" a few times before going off on my own.
For a weapons selection, I brought this rifle. I went in with the assumption that, given that the .308 has colossal stopping power, and any hit to the thorax would drop Mr. Piggy like a bag of dirt. Any shot within 200 yards was going to be a no-brainer with the Remington, I figured.
Well, you know what they say about assumptions? It turns out that my assumption is correct for just about every living thing except a hog! Before heading out, I was discussing shot placement with the guide. I said that I was just going to shoot it through the chest and I figured it would just drop. According to the guide.... NOPE! Hogs are extremely resilient, and you can shoot a hog through BOTH lungs and it can live up to 24 hours! If you shoot it straight through the heart, it can run over 100 yards, with fountains of blood shooting out both sides! He said the only way to guarantee a one-shot drop was a head shot: Blow its brains out. Even that is very difficult, as a hog's brain-pan is rather small, and the skull is very thick - the bullet may ricochet off the skull if even at a slight angle.
So, there I was, up in a tree stand with the monster rifle. The 700 SPS has a 26 inch "bull" barrel and is quite heavy. The tree stand did not have a rest for the rifle, so I had to shoot straight off the shoulder.
After 2 hours, a "brood" of about 7 hogs appeared at the tree line, about 50-60 yards away, rooting around in the dirt. Holy Crap! I selected my target, lined up a head shot and BOOM! I did not drop him.... he darted forward about a foot or so JUST as I squeezed the trigger. It appears the bullet went right through the chest cavity, and he was knocked over, but the SOB got up and took off into the underbrush with his buddies.
The guide and I went over to the target area. There was blood spatter all over the palmettos behind where he was standing. We tracked it through the underbrush for a while and found some more blood trail, but not a lot. Apparently, I did not hit anything vital.
Oh, well. Better luck next time.
Mistakes made and lessons learned:
- Poor weapon selection. The power of the .308 does not grant much of an advantage over a hog. You are more or less limited to head shots. A lighter rifle in a smaller caliber would have been a better choice for the tree stand. You really do not want to be charging through the brush with a rifle of that size and weight if you do not absolutely need to.
- Lack of rifle practice. I had not been to the range much, recently, and I should have been practicing with hog targets or a reasonable proxy. Hogs do not come with bulls-eye's painted on them.
- Poor knowledge of game in question. Again, I made a big assumption about the characteristics of a hog, and I should have done more research beforehand.
With all of that said, it was a very enjoyable and productive day. I learned a lot, and should do a lot better next time.
Coming up... Moar gun p0rn!
Friday, December 4, 2015
Hegemony
Happy Holidays!
Two murder by dogs in Michigan in two days! Fido is rocking and rolling to make this the BEST year ever! Consider this and this!
On another note...
A new, and if I must say... a very OFFENSIVE Mickey Meme!
Updates on the WMBC page!
Mick has Valley Fever, but not Tick Fever. This may be a good thing, depending on which is more lethal.
Also, MASH is overflowing with dogs! WHAT TO DO? You can donate goods directly via Amazon! Check out their wish list!
Given that I cannot promote any bad behavior, one of these should NOT be delivered to MASH at any time for any reason. Got that? Good.
Two murder by dogs in Michigan in two days! Fido is rocking and rolling to make this the BEST year ever! Consider this and this!
On another note...
A new, and if I must say... a very OFFENSIVE Mickey Meme!
Updates on the WMBC page!
Mick has Valley Fever, but not Tick Fever. This may be a good thing, depending on which is more lethal.
Also, MASH is overflowing with dogs! WHAT TO DO? You can donate goods directly via Amazon! Check out their wish list!
Given that I cannot promote any bad behavior, one of these should NOT be delivered to MASH at any time for any reason. Got that? Good.
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Nirvana
I, like most of you, crave a place free of nuisances. More specifically, free from PET nuisances! Dog owners are permitted to steal our peace, our health, even our very lives due to societies' Canine Superiority Complex (CSC).
Anyhoo, the other week I was travelling in my RV ("caravan" for you non-USA folks) and I happened to stumble on a DOG FREE CAMPING AREA! Yes, THERE IS A DOG! Er... I mean GOD.
Dog worshipers are probably reading this and, after scraping their brains off the ceiling and walls, demanding "HOW CAN SUCH AN OUTRAGE EXIST! DO NOT THESE PEONS KNOW THAT THIS IS PURE EVIL RACISM! DOGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER, WHY ARE THEY CREATING THIS HELL ON EARTH!"
Apparently, the policy under consideration has to do with the fact that the area in question has a very sensitive ecology. There are a multitude of protected animal species in the vicinity. Due to frequent observations of PET DOGS harassing and terrorizing said wildlife, no DOGS are allowed in the area. These wild animals have enough problems without Fido making their lives a living hell. The state stepped in and banned dogs completely over a wide area. And, yes... these government environmental interests have a LOT of "juice". I know, I used to be networked into that scene when I was a hike leader. In a political battle, they would crush you like a bug. They sent the dog foamers packing!
Now, while it is unfortunate that PEOPLE do not get the same considerations as wildlife (in this scenario, at least), I will take any advantage I can get!
At the time, I was staying in a state park about 20 miles away that was under no such restriction. The Florida park rangers do a very good job of keeping canine visitors under control. Note that I said "Very Good" and not "Perfect". There was some yapping to be heard.
This newly discovered destination will be my #1 go-to spot from now on. Think about how great it would be to sit out and NOT WORRY about the peace being destroyed by some useless yard barker? How wonderful would it be to be able to actually RELAX and not worry about someone else's useless, out-of-control, mutt? Literally, I almost want to cry with relief.
Note to dog owners, a word to the wise: If you do not stop blaming everyone else for the problems you cause, and start taking responsibility, there are going to be more and more places like this. AND, you will have no one to blame but yourselves. Going forward, you are going to meet your match more and more often. Just wait until the EPA gets on your shit.... your lives are going to be pure living HELL.
Anyhoo, the other week I was travelling in my RV ("caravan" for you non-USA folks) and I happened to stumble on a DOG FREE CAMPING AREA! Yes, THERE IS A DOG! Er... I mean GOD.
Dog worshipers are probably reading this and, after scraping their brains off the ceiling and walls, demanding "HOW CAN SUCH AN OUTRAGE EXIST! DO NOT THESE PEONS KNOW THAT THIS IS PURE EVIL RACISM! DOGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER, WHY ARE THEY CREATING THIS HELL ON EARTH!"
Apparently, the policy under consideration has to do with the fact that the area in question has a very sensitive ecology. There are a multitude of protected animal species in the vicinity. Due to frequent observations of PET DOGS harassing and terrorizing said wildlife, no DOGS are allowed in the area. These wild animals have enough problems without Fido making their lives a living hell. The state stepped in and banned dogs completely over a wide area. And, yes... these government environmental interests have a LOT of "juice". I know, I used to be networked into that scene when I was a hike leader. In a political battle, they would crush you like a bug. They sent the dog foamers packing!
Now, while it is unfortunate that PEOPLE do not get the same considerations as wildlife (in this scenario, at least), I will take any advantage I can get!
At the time, I was staying in a state park about 20 miles away that was under no such restriction. The Florida park rangers do a very good job of keeping canine visitors under control. Note that I said "Very Good" and not "Perfect". There was some yapping to be heard.
This newly discovered destination will be my #1 go-to spot from now on. Think about how great it would be to sit out and NOT WORRY about the peace being destroyed by some useless yard barker? How wonderful would it be to be able to actually RELAX and not worry about someone else's useless, out-of-control, mutt? Literally, I almost want to cry with relief.
Note to dog owners, a word to the wise: If you do not stop blaming everyone else for the problems you cause, and start taking responsibility, there are going to be more and more places like this. AND, you will have no one to blame but yourselves. Going forward, you are going to meet your match more and more often. Just wait until the EPA gets on your shit.... your lives are going to be pure living HELL.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Open Thread .02C
Happy almost Friday. Some conversation starters ->
You two legged peons will be AZZIMILATED! Mickey of Dorg will make it so! You exist to serve the DORG.
You two legged peons will be AZZIMILATED! Mickey of Dorg will make it so! You exist to serve the DORG.
Hey, its never the wrong time to bring up a justifiable use of force argument!
Defining justifiable force is easy:
Justifiable: Any use of force BY a dog. A dog may kill anybody ON his (owner's) land. Also, a dog may kill anybody OFF his owner's land!!! Indeed, a dog can attack anybody or anything, anyplace at any time for any (or no) reason and IT IS ALL GOOD! Look, all dog behavior is good by definition... who are we mere mortals to argue seamless logic like that?
Not justifiable: Any use of force used AGAINST a dog. Look, dogs can do no wrong, so who are we mere mortals to interfere in the affairs of Dog? A dog has an absolute, unconditional right to kill everyone (and everything) on AND OFF his land! Who do you think you are trying to interfere? Be a pal and let him chow down on your 4 year old, OK?
Dog works in mysterious ways. Got a few tips on a hot case. So, if the nutters are correct, I may simply SHOOT THEM DEAD when they come around looking for their DAWG? Wait... I guess not.... I have LESSER RIGHTS THAN FIDO! Read the comments.... they are true classics!
Hey dog owning morons - Fido needs a change in job description and that goes for BARKING and Biting!
Have a happy Friday!
[EDIT] Hot off the presses! Asheville (NC) Humane Society not to blame for adopting out killer dog! Again, read the comments they are CLASSIC!
Hopefully
the parents are better supervising any remaining children they have -
and will teach them to respect other people's property.
AND!
I agree, the parents failure is tragic. They are 100% responsible. Nobody else.
Yep, the dog AND the owner are both as pure as the driven snow!
Friday, May 22, 2015
Open Thread .02b
Happy Memorial Day!
Conversation starters:
Head down to Miami to adopt your illegal Pit Bull! Courtesy of the CITY no less!
Hey, didn't they BAN these beasts in Miami waaaay back in 1989? Didn't voters vote to UPHOLD that ban a few years ago? Aw, hell.... Kudos to Miami Dade Animal Services for standing up to that RACIST LAW! Ban Pit Bulls, INDEED! What are they going to do next, send all the Jews to concentration camps??? Hey, if a DOG can have 5th amendment protections, he SURE AS HELL can have 14th Amendment protections!!!!
Mickey Fans outraged at news program for... reporting the news!
" I'm sickened that the first thing said was he mauled a child. So anyone who does not know this story automatically discriminates."
UM... that would be due to the fact that he DID maul a child? And, the NEWS is about reporting facts, not extreme dog nutter agendas? Perhaps the assumption was, unlike the Mick foamers and a few activists, the entire world does NOT know the full story? I tell you... Mick's fans NEVER disappoint!
Learn the dog-nut entitlement/supremacist mentality in one article. According to this article, its all your fault. Get used to it!
The articles suggestions... with mine added!
Write a friendly letter and include what you think the dog is saying. Excuse me, your dog tells me you are an asshole. I am inclined to agree.
Offer to pay for a dog trainer’s first home visit. What home? I just seized it in a judgement.
Buy us a bag of dog treats. Exactly, because.... I exist to serve you? How about I shove that bag of dog treats up your ass? I will stick it up there right next to your head.
Conversation starters:
Head down to Miami to adopt your illegal Pit Bull! Courtesy of the CITY no less!
Hey, didn't they BAN these beasts in Miami waaaay back in 1989? Didn't voters vote to UPHOLD that ban a few years ago? Aw, hell.... Kudos to Miami Dade Animal Services for standing up to that RACIST LAW! Ban Pit Bulls, INDEED! What are they going to do next, send all the Jews to concentration camps??? Hey, if a DOG can have 5th amendment protections, he SURE AS HELL can have 14th Amendment protections!!!!
Mickey Fans outraged at news program for... reporting the news!
" I'm sickened that the first thing said was he mauled a child. So anyone who does not know this story automatically discriminates."
UM... that would be due to the fact that he DID maul a child? And, the NEWS is about reporting facts, not extreme dog nutter agendas? Perhaps the assumption was, unlike the Mick foamers and a few activists, the entire world does NOT know the full story? I tell you... Mick's fans NEVER disappoint!
Learn the dog-nut entitlement/supremacist mentality in one article. According to this article, its all your fault. Get used to it!
The articles suggestions... with mine added!
Write a friendly letter and include what you think the dog is saying. Excuse me, your dog tells me you are an asshole. I am inclined to agree.
Offer to pay for a dog trainer’s first home visit. What home? I just seized it in a judgement.
Buy us a bag of dog treats. Exactly, because.... I exist to serve you? How about I shove that bag of dog treats up your ass? I will stick it up there right next to your head.
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Open Thread .02
Conversation starters:
Where's the Beast? The Mickey Cam has been down for DAYS. Has the beast been set loose from the jail? Look, even the Save Mickey nutters are smart enough to get a webcam up within FIVE DAYS! This STINKS! SHOW ME THE BEAST!
Why don't people complain more? Well, that would be due to the cultural norm of NEVER BLAMING A DOG OR OWNER FOR ANYTHING! In other words...
Those guilty of BadSpeak and BadThink will be sent to the doggy GULAG! Comrade Mickey will make it so!
On a lighter note, anyone want to adopt this monster?
Where's the Beast? The Mickey Cam has been down for DAYS. Has the beast been set loose from the jail? Look, even the Save Mickey nutters are smart enough to get a webcam up within FIVE DAYS! This STINKS! SHOW ME THE BEAST!
Why don't people complain more? Well, that would be due to the cultural norm of NEVER BLAMING A DOG OR OWNER FOR ANYTHING! In other words...
Those guilty of BadSpeak and BadThink will be sent to the doggy GULAG! Comrade Mickey will make it so!
On a lighter note, anyone want to adopt this monster?
Look at the maw on that damn thing. It could crush a bowling ball for #%&@ sake! Who would want that in their home? It could take your head off with one bite! It is something out of a sci-fi horror movie! Yet, SOMEHOW it is pimped as a great family pet. Whodathunkit!!!!
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Open Thread
Big Mickey is WATCHING YOU!
....So you better keep up with your Dog Worship!
A few points for discussion:
Debarking. Yay or Nay? This "savage" practice has been banned in multiple places... sort of like BSL! Hey, Fido is more equal than the rest of us... lets let him yell at us day and night! Lets ban Spay/Neuter and leash laws while we are at it. Do you think Fido is all that upset that he can't wake the neighborhood for a radius of a mile? How about you ask him and get back to us? Oh, and try not to shatter all the concrete in the vicinity, puhleeezzze?
Dog works in mysterious ways. "Sheba", the dog that killed the man trying to save the life of her owner (WHY does that have to be such a mouthful? Have we gone THAT far off the deep end?!), is a multiple time mauler and MAY get off the hook - keep an eye out for SHEBA in your neighborhood!
Freedom of speech takes another dump. Don't say anything bad about SHEBA. Doublethink demands that multiple time maulers are the sweetest thing ever! "Yes, Nicole Marie, anyone who has something rude or unpleasant to say is being removed from the page. We are not required to allow "freedom of speech". This is our page, not yours. Don't like that news? Stay off the page. Problem solved." Sorry, asshole, "problem" NOT solved as we are STILL HERE. You shut everyone else up as there is no defense for this monster.
....So you better keep up with your Dog Worship!
A few points for discussion:
Debarking. Yay or Nay? This "savage" practice has been banned in multiple places... sort of like BSL! Hey, Fido is more equal than the rest of us... lets let him yell at us day and night! Lets ban Spay/Neuter and leash laws while we are at it. Do you think Fido is all that upset that he can't wake the neighborhood for a radius of a mile? How about you ask him and get back to us? Oh, and try not to shatter all the concrete in the vicinity, puhleeezzze?
Dog works in mysterious ways. "Sheba", the dog that killed the man trying to save the life of her owner (WHY does that have to be such a mouthful? Have we gone THAT far off the deep end?!), is a multiple time mauler and MAY get off the hook - keep an eye out for SHEBA in your neighborhood!
Freedom of speech takes another dump. Don't say anything bad about SHEBA. Doublethink demands that multiple time maulers are the sweetest thing ever! "Yes, Nicole Marie, anyone who has something rude or unpleasant to say is being removed from the page. We are not required to allow "freedom of speech". This is our page, not yours. Don't like that news? Stay off the page. Problem solved." Sorry, asshole, "problem" NOT solved as we are STILL HERE. You shut everyone else up as there is no defense for this monster.
Monday, April 23, 2012
A true environmental crisis
The following is a "guest post" by my esteemed colleague Peter B in Australia:
http://www.care2.com/causes/u-s-waters-polluted-by-10-million-tons-of-dog-poop.html
http://www.care2.com/causes/u-s-waters-polluted-by-10-million-tons-of-dog-poop.html
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Dog Shit Everywhere
Why would those of us without dogs want a yard full of dog shit? Do we shit in their yards? What would happen to us if we did?
Write your public executives TODAY and demand that failure to "scoop" be a high misdemeanor with high fines. Jail time and revocation of dog-owning privileges for chronic offenders.
Monday, February 27, 2012
Animal Uncontrol
This is a blog dedicated to ameliorating the various animal control problems that exist in world society. These include but are not limited to:
- Dog attacks on humans and other animals.
- Endless loud barking.
- Animal waste polluting our waterways.
- Dog at large.
- Property Damage.
- Sloth and corruption in public animal control agencies.
We will agitate for positive change with the goal of restoring peace and tranquility to our communities.
- Dog attacks on humans and other animals.
- Endless loud barking.
- Animal waste polluting our waterways.
- Dog at large.
- Property Damage.
- Sloth and corruption in public animal control agencies.
We will agitate for positive change with the goal of restoring peace and tranquility to our communities.
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