ADEP test

Some folks are a bit confused about exactly who is an ADEP.  I put together this handy self test to determine if you are in fact an ADEP (all dogs except pits).

If you support restricting pit bulls via BSL or other means, continue.  Otherwise, you automatically get a score of zero (not an ADEP), therefore exit.

Question 1:  Are dogs sacred animals that must be endlessly glorified, idolized and worshiped by all?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 2:  Are dogs the equivalent of, or superior to, human children?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 3:  Hypothetical - if you had to choose between rescuing a human child or a (non-pit) dog, would you rescue the dog?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 4:  The entire purpose of human civilization is to promote dogs and dog owners?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 5:  Are dogs vastly superior to all other living things, including humans?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 6:  If your parent's own dogs, are those dogs your "siblings"?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 7:  Is anyone critical of dog barking, dog maulings (by non-pit dogs), dog waste everywhere and service dog fraud indeed The Spawn of Hitler and Satan™?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 8:   Are a dozen Rottweilers housed in a 400 square foot apartment a great idea?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 9:  Is dog shit magic fertilizer?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Question 10:   Are dog owners indeed a super-elite group of people that deserve to be above any and all rules?

A:  Yes

B:  No

Scoring.   Tally 1 point for any question answered "Yes".   So, 3 yes' = 3 points.

0 Points:  Not an ADEP.  You have a sane view of dogs in society, and realize that some breeds are more problematic than others.

1-3 Points:  You are an "ADEP lite".   Delusional, but probably worth saving.

4-6 Points:  Full blown ADEP.   You are a hypocritical dog nutter.

7-10 Points:   Prison is the best place for you.  Like, for life.