You two legged peons will be AZZIMILATED! Mickey of Dorg will make it so! You exist to serve the DORG.
Hey, its never the wrong time to bring up a justifiable use of force argument!
Defining justifiable force is easy:
Justifiable: Any use of force BY a dog. A dog may kill anybody ON his (owner's) land. Also, a dog may kill anybody OFF his owner's land!!! Indeed, a dog can attack anybody or anything, anyplace at any time for any (or no) reason and IT IS ALL GOOD! Look, all dog behavior is good by definition... who are we mere mortals to argue seamless logic like that?
Not justifiable: Any use of force used AGAINST a dog. Look, dogs can do no wrong, so who are we mere mortals to interfere in the affairs of Dog? A dog has an absolute, unconditional right to kill everyone (and everything) on AND OFF his land! Who do you think you are trying to interfere? Be a pal and let him chow down on your 4 year old, OK?
Dog works in mysterious ways. Got a few tips on a hot case. So, if the nutters are correct, I may simply SHOOT THEM DEAD when they come around looking for their DAWG? Wait... I guess not.... I have LESSER RIGHTS THAN FIDO! Read the comments.... they are true classics!
Hey dog owning morons - Fido needs a change in job description and that goes for BARKING and Biting!
Have a happy Friday!
[EDIT] Hot off the presses! Asheville (NC) Humane Society not to blame for adopting out killer dog! Again, read the comments they are CLASSIC!
Hopefully the parents are better supervising any remaining children they have - and will teach them to respect other people's property.
I agree, the parents failure is tragic. They are 100% responsible. Nobody else.
Yep, the dog AND the owner are both as pure as the driven snow!