For the sake of all that is holy (and unholy) SHUT THE HELL UP!
Time to get back to why I started this blog in the first place: Incessant, useless, unnatural, infuriating,
undogly, ungodly BARKING!
So, I take my little RV to a state park (OUT of my state, I may add) for some time off. Sunday evening rolls around, and you would NORMALLY expect it to be quiet, as everyone else leaves for the weekend? Ha! Guess again, Sherlock! Some numbnuts pulls in right next to me (even though the place was almost empty). Nope, he decided to ignore ALL that empty space and park RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
This jackass had one of the most obnoxious robo-barkers I have ever encountered. It’s some useless little mop-dog, and it shrieked and yelped almost incessantly FOR TWO HOURS. It emitted this excruciating, piercing yelp that could penetrate clear through a bank vault. I complained to the park host who said… guess what… “there is nothing we can do”. DING DING DING we have a winner!
There was no way I could put up with that, so I moved to the other end of the park. I can STILL hear the little shit barking its head off but at least it’s not intrusive. Indeed, I have NOT died and gone to Hell. Well, not yet anyway.
On a slightly better note, the site I now have is a little nicer than the one I had HOWEVER it would have been convenient to NOT have to pack everything up, move the camper, and set back up again on another site. I had to do ALL of that because… Dog Forbid ANY dog owner be asked to limit their behavior in ANY WAY. Nope, HE does not have to lift a finger, and I get hours taken out of my evening BOTH to enduring the endless shrieking AND having to relocate all my equipment. NOPE, they would not even TALK to him about his
You see, Dog Wills that all of us modify OUR behavior! We must accommodate Dog at all costs! Dog bestows special privileges on His High Priests (dog owners)! OF COURSE nothing can be done… how can mere puny MORTALS interfere in the affairs of Dog? Why, human civilization is like an anthill next to the Almighty Dog!
We are unworthy! We have sinned against Dog! Bring on the BarkMageddon!