We are beset by a horde of bleeding heart fools who will NOT tolerate ANY force being used against ANY animal or ANY pet owner for ANY reason!
Here are their rationalizations:
- Fine them? That would take food out of their mouths! Just because he sic'd Fido on the neighbor is no good reason he should give up a cent! Who cares if the victim lost a leg and his job! HAVE A HEART YOU NAZI BASTARD!
- Arrest them? You can't punish someone for what their dog did! There was nothing they could do! OWNING A PIT BULL IS A CORE NECESSITY YOU TROGLODYTE!
- Confiscate the dog? HOW CAN YOU TAKE A PRECIOUS PUPPY AWAY FROM THEIR OWNER YOU BOLSHEVIK MONSTER! Who cares if no one in a four block radius has slept in the past month?!? They are just a bunch of 2 legged BOOGEYMEN! Waaaaaah!
- Shoot the dog? WAAAH! So what if Fido is shredding at 3 year old?!?!? NO ONE LOVES HIM ENOUGH! Put down that pistol and get him some TREATS! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DOG BEHAVIOR!
- Oh, and don't even TALK about putting a dog down for any reason! Fido must be turned loose to bite again because he's JUST A DOG BEING A DOG! The rest of us need to LEARN DOG BEHAVIOR! NO KILL 4EVAH!!!!!!!
- Dog owners are REALLY NICE PEOPLE! They are all wonderful by definition! We must KISS THEIR ASSES UNTIL THEY STOP BEHAVING LIKE THUGS! Maybe if we kiss their asses a WHOLE LOT they will stop bullying us!
- STOP TELLING ME TO BE ASSERTIVE! You are just a meanie! Uses of force never solved ANYTHING! See, every problem is solved by holding hands with psychopaths, bullies, rapists, murderers, child molesters, and the like and SINGING KUMBAYAHHHH!
Have any of the above sentiments? This is what you must see when you look in the mirror:
Get a grip, people. Grow the hell up. All policy reduces to the use of force. Anyone who does not admit that is a fool or a liar. Clamp down on the malicious dog owner next door or say goodbye to your sleep AND your face!
QUIT THE BLEEDING HEART BATTALION! PENALTIES NOW!