A new update on our pal "Mickey" who ripped the face off a 4 year old earlier this year. It looks like Mickey is doing just great!
Hell, Mickey should have ripped the face off a 4 year old SOONER! Now, he has a new BONE!
Of course, that dastardly devil that put POOR OL MICKEY in SUCH a bad situation, AIN'T doing so well. Consider:
Lets check the scorecard:
Mickey: 74,099 supporters.
Kevin: 967 Supporters.
That's 75 Mickey supporters for every Kevin supporter! Remember, according to new math, the Mickey supporters support BOTH the dog and the kid!
More on Mickey and Kevin:
Aren't you all just GLAD at how well Mickey is doing? To all you dog lovers: That 60 year social engineering project you've been working on... you know, the one where everyone must be convinced that ALL dogs are absolutely perfect, and that NO dog or dog owner can do wrong, ever? That the life of an individual dog is worth infinitely more than every other living thing on earth? Well, it has paid off in spades.... look above, these are the fruits of your labor. YOU own this one and every other situation like it.