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Choices for successful dress at Pet Stupid. Consider all of your options and make your choice carefully! Poll is on the upper right.
Option 1: SWAT. With this fashionable full body Kevlar outfit, all decked out with select fire assault rifle, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and full face protection, how can you go wrong at Pet Smart? Note, I would stay in the parakeet section if I were you!
Option 2: Medieval Knight. Guns ain't your thang? No worries! It would take Fido hours to chew through one of these full body beauties! That broadsword will make sushi out of that supermauler in no time!
Option 3: Serial Killer. As per option (2), a good option in Communist countries such as New Jersey. The hockey mask will protect your face PLUS that McColluch will slice up that supermauler like warm butter!
Option 4: Exo skeleton. Hey, if it will work on a monster alien, it should work on that neighborhood supermauler! Right? (OK, see option #1).
Option 5: Cyborg. Most pit bull victims (the one's that live, anyway) wind up without arms and legs, anyway, so why not go all in and replace nearly everything with computer parts? Try to take a bite of out of THIS guy Fido!