... before they get better!
Following the meme of things "need to get worse before they get better", I've decided to open my own Super XXXXXXXL Pitbull breeding kennel. Worst case, it will cover my beer expenses.
We have four fine bloodlines to choose from. Choose your new super mauler carefully!
XXXXXL Pitbull. Shown next to an African elephant for comparison. You will be the envy of your entire neighborhood after picking up one of these beauties!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Pitbull. Forget about being the ENVY of the neighborhood, now you ARE the neighborhood!!!!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Pitbull. Just tell your HOA that it is Fido's "job" to scare off aliens... they WILL buy it! Here, Fido is about to take a dip in the Gulf of Mexico. Watch out New Orleans!
Pitbull. OK, now perhaps doggie worship HAS gone a little too far!